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Welcome to the encyclopedia dedicated to Gail Chord Schuler and her universe.

Explore her life, battles against the Jesuit Order, and more. Here you'll find everything about the primary target of the Jesuits.

Recent Quote

“I think they might be cleaning out my mouth and removing a lot of mites.”
Gail Chord Schuler

Brent Spiner — Detailed profile on Gail's beloved husband.
Vladimir Putin — The Russian President, and second favorite with Gail.
Matthew McConaughey — Matthew is the most sensitive of the men, sporting a 3-inch penis.
Hugh Jackman — Hugh Jackman packs a powerful punch.
Gerard Butler — Gerard is the men's Psychiatrist and counselor.
Keanu Reeves — Like… woah… My name is pronounced key-on-yo.
Judge Terrance Jenkins — Judge Jenkins, the black judge from Compton.

Zack Knight — Former Jesuit leader turned ally.
Rule 13 — Partner of Zack Knight and Gail's BFF.
Loree McBride — Ex-enemy of Gail.
Lizzo — A fat black woman and the current Antichrist.
Bubba — Bubba the Black Jesuit says “Lick my butthole.”
Angelina Ballerina — The blonde Jesuit seductress in a pink tutu.
Godzilla — The Jesuit who shoved a passenger jet in his anus.
Submarine — The Jesuit who shoved a submarine in his anus.
Urethra McPizzle — Jesuit assassin whose signature move will leave you breathless.
Sara Avery — Genetically engineered to grow obese without limits, a black hole waiting to happen.
Sam Barbary — A disgusting creature with Prune Belly Syndrome.

Gail's Mom — Gail's mother was a venomous cutting Japanese spitfire who was abusive to Gail.
Gail's Stepdad — Provided steadfast support; he was kind to Gail before being murdered by the Jesuits.
Erich Schuler — Gail's son, a gay party bottom and lover of all things Nintendo.
Brianna Jenkins-Schuler — Created using cloning technology from Gail's egg and Judge Terrance Jenkins' sperm; married to Erich Schuler.
Sandra Metcalf — Gail's evil, jealous, and uglier chubby sister.
David Schuler — Gail's ex-husband, known for his camping trip hikes and being a pedophile.

Jesus Christ — The top fully ascended deity, known for his miracles and teachings. Jesus can walk on water and is noted for his six-pack abs, offering salvation to all who believe.
Buddha — A rotund deity who likes to smoke marijuana, known for his calm demeanor and philosophical insights.
Lakshmi — A docile goddess of femininity and loveliness, revered for her grace and compassion.
Horus — A bird deity who likes to screech “Reee!!!”, eats nuts and seeds for dinner, and is known for taking massive bird dumps.
Triton — A deity into watersports, associated with the power and freedom of the sea.
Mohammad — The son of Allah, an explosives expert who can explode himself and come back together, famously exclaiming “Allahu Akbar” during such events.

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